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U GOT HERPES IN YOUR FISH!…..LITERALLY! LOL

WHO WANTS A FRIED HERPES SANDWICH!!! GRAB THE HOT SAUCE! LOL No seriously…200 dead fish were found in the water in Echo Park Lake. Marine Biologists believe what might be killing them is HERPES! Someone on twitter said “Somebodys f*ckin the fish? they took “theres plenty of fish in the sea” too literally”. I cant [...]

Driving While Texting

The next time you decide to text, make, or receive a phone call while driving, think about THIS VIDEO! Dont be a moron! No phone call is worth your life or the lives of others!   I really hate when Im in the car with someone who insists on talking on their cell phone, dialing [...]

Douche of the day: Rioting Lakers Fans

Dear Lakers Fans,   YOU’RE A BUNCH OF MORONS! So you go to a game! You fill up on hotdogs, popcorn and beer or whatever the hell they sell at basketball games! Your favorite team wins, and to celebrate you go outside and f*ck sh*t up! Yeah that makes sense. I really never understood the [...]

16 year old sailor girl FOUND ALIVE! Parents are still dumb as hell!

Sooo….lucky for 16 year old Abby Sunderland, Captain Hook didnt get her this time! She was found alive floating Elian Gonzalez style I presume! No..seriously, A French fishing vessel reached the remote area in the Indian Ocean on Saturday morning to retrieve her. Abby was found bumped and bruised and her boat was banged up [...]

Another Smokin’ Tot!

Move over Barney the dinosaur make room for the Camel! Theres no host like one who brings smokes!   Chinese toddler Ya Wen gives smoking baby and beer baby a run for their money! Shes a smoker AND a beer guzzler! What you know about that?!   3 year old Ya Wen turned to smokes [...]

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