If these are the cops, I’ll take my chances with the criminals!A cop in Philly has been arraigned on rape charges after he raped a woman inside of his squad car! 27 year old Keith Corley was on duty when he spotted a woman waiting for the bus. All of a sudden he became public transportation and offered her a ride to the 69th street terminal! I guess since he was a cop, the woman thought she would be safe!

Ok, did we just feel an Earthquake!? THIS WORLD IS GOING DOWN! YOU HEAR ME?! CNN just broke news that a Magnitude 5.8 earthquake JUST shook Virginia, D.C. and New York! The Pentagon is currently being evacuated! HIDE YA KIDS HIDE YA WIFE!!!!!

Fairway supermarket on the New York’s Upper East Side plays NO GAMES! Elissa Drassinower, 33 was banished from the supermarket because she claims she forgot to pay for a gallon of milk (among other things) that she stored in her baby stroller.

The woman spoke to The New York Post and made the following claim:

Best headline ever! But get your slutty mind out of the slums! lol A California man attending a cockfight was stabbed in the leg by a bird which he armed with a knife. An autopsy concluded that 35 year old Jose Luis Ochoa died of an accidental “sharp force injury” to his right calf. HA! What makes them think it was an accident!? Maybe that bird had had enough of his bullsh*t!

Eff school! You dont need an edumacation to make money! Just rob the bank! That was apparently the mentality of 35 year old Tawanda Simmers. She took her kids and their friends out of school to help her rob a bank then lead police on a high speed chase!

Golden VoicedTed Williams has Rehab on LOCK!…TMZ

Girl falls into mall fountain while texting lmao…GoodLawd

Just in time for MLK Day! The cops murder another unarmed black man! *smh*…when will this end? And when will the police be held accountable for their actions?…ConcreteLoop

10 Black shows we’d love to see on BET…I concur!…MadameNoire

Usher fans are still angry..as you can hear from the below video..some are screaming “Usher go home” (be careful what you wish for) Others chanted “I want my money back!” (not all wishes come true lol). I hope Usher is ok! Im generally concerned about him. In all of the years I’ve been following Usher’s career, I have NEVER known him to not put on an exceptional show!

The (formerly) Homeless man with the Golden Voice is already working! Check out his first commercial with Kraft Macaroni & Cheese! Hearing his voice makes me smile! Im sure his 9 kids are smiling too! They’re gonna start getting child support money, and probably a lifetime supply of Mac & Cheese! Am I the only one who got hungry watching this commercial?

Jermaine Jackson is stranded in Africa! I hope they have Sharpies over there so he can do his hair lmao…Oddee -
Mexico Police discover 15 decapitated bodies!…GoodLawd -
Sarah Palin’s “Alaska” shot down after one season. GOOD CUZ SHE SUCKS!…E! Online -
Biggie Smalls aka The Notorious B.I.G. murder investigation reopened with new leads..ShavarRoss – UFC figher talks smack about Obama and gets visit from Secret Service…he soulda known better!…Gawker -
Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne’s “So Undercover” weekend…Celebrity-Gossip -
Why are birds falling from the sky?…NationalGeographic -
Kim Kardashian is being sued for $75 Million!!!…Dlisted -

DAYUM!!! When you think the country you live in is fuctup, think about the people in Mogadishu Somalia! The men and women there have been banned from walking together, holding hands or even SPEAKING to each other if theyre not related! My question is, how will officials know whether or not theyre related?

Jared Loughner, the crazy dude who is suspected of shooting all of those people in Arizona including Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords (listed in critical condition, a result of being shot in the head at point blank range) has a YouTube Channel and it is CREEPY…it doesnt make any sense to me though…maybe I just dont understand “Crazy”.

Awwwww the homeless panhandler, Ted Williams who became famous overnight because of his Golden Voice was denied access to fly due to lack of I.D. *Sad hobo music plays* He was planning to fly to his hometown New York to do a live taping of the “Today Show” and reunite with his 92 90 year old mother whom he hasnt seen in a long time.

I love stories like this! For anyone feeling down on their luck, feeling like theyve lost all hope and have no way out of their sucky situation, this one’s for YOU.

People are crazy! Dallas, Texas Pastor Sandy McGriff was arrested when neighbors saw her climbing through one of her congregation members’ window and coming out with items on Christmas Eve (Dayum the Grinch is black? Cuz I thought he was green!).

Just another way to bring the black man down! 33 year old Leon Walker of Rochester Hills is being charged with unlawfully reading his wife’s e-mail. The email revealed that his wife was cheating on him with one of her previous husbands!

Remember when your mom told you to never hit a person wearing glasses? THIS MIGHT BE WHY! *dead*

Cuz they killin’ EVERYBODY out here! Attention Hoes, There may be a serial killer on the loose in New York! [insert dramatic horns] Four bodies were discovered alongside a deserted parkway at Oak Beach on Long Island. The bodies were found in the same area that a young woman was reported missing

A new species of monkey was discovered by some local hunters in Myanmar. According to National Geographic, scientists call it the “Snub Nosed Sneezing Monkey” because its apparently so snub nosed that rainfall causes it to sneeze.