Let the coonery begin! Flavor Flav is opening up his own chain of Fried Chicken Restaurants! Is it bad that my mouth is watering? Damn I’m greedy! Soon as u mention fried chicken, my mouth starts watering! Flav is really setting us back like a million years. He is just a big ole walking stereotype. I wonder how his Public Enemy brethren feel about this? FIGHT THE POWER! Oooh Flav can add a lower calorie fried chicken to the menu …and the song on the commercial can be FIGHT THE FLOUR! lmao Flav, if you need an advertising genius, holla at me!

Stuff like this pisses me off! Im so glad all of this health BS wasnt so prominent when I was a child! Im glad I had the fun of getting a toy out of the sugary boxes of cereal and greasy Happy Meals! Ok, so I might not grow as old as the kid who eats carrots instead of french fries…but who says HE is gonna grow old?

Obama streaker wants his money! PAY UP ALKI!

Check out CeddyBu and his titties! Where is his BRA!? His name shoulda been CEDDY BOOBS!   He’s a rapper too! Listen to the “Rap Sumo” flow below! (o snap! that rhymes! Im a rapper too! *takes titties out* lol just kidding)            

  AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SPECIFY THE PROOF FACTOR! GO HEAD NIPPY!                

Dear Christine Quinn,   If you close down all the Burger Kings in the country, you’re still gonna be a fat ass! Dont try to dictate what I eat. Just worry about your own flab! If I want a whopper who the hell are you to deny me that? Its obvious that you cant walk [...]

One of the reasons America is so damn fat. ENABLERS!