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LIES of the day! Will & Jada Split

NOOOOOOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT! WILL AND JADA PINKETT SMITH DID NOT BREAK UP! EFF YOU IN TOUCH WEEKLY! NOPE! NOPE! IM NOT BELIEVING THAT BS! Even if Will and Jada get on TV and confirm it, I STILL refuse to believe it!

Michael Jackson Rolling Over On The Island

Michael Jackson must be doing some spins in his grave that makes anything he has ever done on stage pale in comparison! Gene Simmons, a man who previously called Michael Jackson a pedophile, will now be “honoring” him at his memorial! WHO INVITED HIM?! Dear Mrs. Katherine….please do your research before you start inviting people all willy nilly to pay tribute to your son. Some people are not worthy! Others not worthy to honor him let alone be in attendance include Rosie Odonnell, Kat Williams, Star Jones (and plenty more). Theyre all JERKS! Don’t even let them watch it on TV! (Is it coming on tv?)

Dumbass Meets Dumbo

EVERYONE seems to get high when Conrad Murray is around! Just look at poor Dumbo’s eyes. Conrad is at it again! Get outta there while you still can Dumbo! You know he has no concept of correct dosage! Question: Why is Conrad Murray walking around free? Did we forget he murked Michael Jackson!?!?!? Even if the cops aren’t gonna do anything about it, where the hell are Michael’s crazy ass fans?

10 Random Things That Bug The Hell Outta Me

The following post is a rant about the random shyt that currently annoys me, in no particular order! Hit me up if you agree, disagree, or if you just want to ran about what really grinds YOUR gears!….10. The fact that Jennifer Lopez makes 12 million dollars to sit there and judge people who sing better than her, and shes asking for MORE money!

Chris Brown Bites Michael Jackson

You are NOT Michael Jackson! Please stop trying to take his place because NOBODY can replace Michael Jackson. You’re talented, I give you that….a lot of people are talented. But Michael Jackson…..he was magic!

SOAP BOX TIME – Why White Neighborhoods in NY are Nicer

I hear a lot of black people and other ethnic people in the inner city complain about how white neighborhoods are nicer, and how they have nicer stuff. Yes thats true. You know why? Because white people take CARE of their stuff and they take pride in their neighborhood. I know SOME black people take care of their stuff and take pride in their home, but obviously NOT ENOUGH! This is obvious when you go into a “black” neighborhood.

Miley Cyrus Bong Sells For 70k

Wow! Remember when Miley Cyrus was recorded taking a bong hit of “salvia” (yeah right)? Well apparently the beginning of Miley Cyrus’ road to crackhead-dom is worth big money! Initially the owner of the bong said he wasn’t going to sell it because it held some sort of sentimental value. I guess sentiments go out the window when 70Gs are on the table! Too bad Miley cant smoke “salvia” out of her albums!

McDonald’s Employee Fired For Letting Adrian Peterson Use Bathroom

An Assistant Manager at McDonald’s was working the late night drive thru at 3am, when a man appeared at the locked doors asking to use the bathroom. When the female employee realized the guy at the door was actually Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson, she let him in. During late night hours, the seating area is closed to the public but she figured it would be ok to let him in. One week later, the mother of three was fired for the offense.