What part of the Bible is this?! Creflo Dollar (living up to his name) wants to install turnstyles in the church that put you on blast if you don’t tithe. Then, he wants to line all the non-tithers up, pass out uzis to the Ushers, and shoot the non-tithers dead then throw them in a ditch behind the church! HE SAID IT I DIDNT! Watch this shocking video! Its people like Creflo Dollar, Leroy Thompson and of course Eddie Long amongst others who give church a bad name!

Director Jean Claude La Marre has decided to file charges against Teyana Taylor for slappin him up after all! I guess Teyana, only being 20 years old is now a “non factor”? Initially LaMarre said that he wouldnt file charges against her because “she’s 20 years old and I’m 40 … kids lash out.” I guess Teyana got old as hell over the weekend because now Jeanne is filing charges against her stating

TEYANA! I’M ON YOUR SIDE BOO! The moment I saw that he put his hands on her I was like HE VIOLATED!!! Yesterday I told you guys about a fist fight that happened on the “Gang of Roses 2.” movie set between Teyana Taylor and director Jean-Claude La Marre. The Daily News caught up with Teyana to get her side of the story, and it sounds even worse than it did yesterday! Here is what she said:

Jada Pinkett Smith has broken the news to us via her Facebook page that her TNT Series “HawthoRNe” has been cancelled! I KNEW IT! After I saw this third season I knew HawthoRNe was on its way out! I would have been shocked if it lived to see another season because Season 3 took a major turn for the HORRIBLE! I was a faithful viewer of HawthoRNe! The first two seasons were AMAZING! I was so impressed with the writing as well as the acting on the show. It was great to see a show with an african american female lead that wasn’t a “black show.”

If these are the cops, I’ll take my chances with the criminals!A cop in Philly has been arraigned on rape charges after he raped a woman inside of his squad car! 27 year old Keith Corley was on duty when he spotted a woman waiting for the bus. All of a sudden he became public transportation and offered her a ride to the 69th street terminal! I guess since he was a cop, the woman thought she would be safe!

Get the clippers ready! Another mohawk wearing baby is about to be on the scene! Congratulations are in order for Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte, theyre the proud parents of a baby girl! No word on what her name is yet, but Im guessing judging from her other two daughters’ names (Phoenix and Angel) , it will be something supernatural.

This is why kids are so damn bad these days! Cuz their parents think they’re cute! Somebody thought it was a good idea to write and record a song celebrating bad azz sassy azz kids! WHERE IS MY BELT?! Here’s Lil Savion singing her song “Don’t Make Me Snap My Fingers.” Who is she snapping her fingers at!? I KNOW she aint snappin em at ME!

Soooo….Sinead O’Connor is horny and she’s taking applications from ANYBODY who wants to holla! Don’t get excited…cuz you are not getting what you see above! I haven’t seen Sinead O’Connor since she ripped up a picture of The Pope on Saturday Night Live. I was wondering what she was doing since then. Apparently she was eating!

Teyana Taylor got into a fist fight WITH THE DIRECTOR on the set of her new movie! A western (wtf!?) called “Gang Of Roses 2.” lol@2, there’s a 1? I guess I’m out of the loop, and thats just where Im gonna stay because I really don’t like westerns. And I damn sure don’t want to see a western starring Teyana Taylor, Claudia Jordan and Amber Rose sounds like a disaster that I’m staying far away from. Now about this fight….

United Airlines is really showing their azz these days! It might be time to boycott them and put them in their place! According to a black comedian by the name of Michael Colyar, he was recently disrespected by the airline! Coylar recounted the incident on his facebook page and described how United Airlines played him with their racism and put him on some Rosa Parks swaggeration!

One of my favorite Halliwell sisters, Alyssa Milano had a baby! Awwww! Being the “Charmed” stan that I am, the first thing that popped in my mind was “YAAAAY PHOEBE HAD A BABY! THANK GOODNESS COLE ISNT THE FATHER!” Yeah…something is wrong with me…I know! But Congratulations to Phoebe…I mean Alyssa and her husband, some dude I’ve never seen before nor heard of named David Bugliari for bringing little Milo Thomas Bugliari into the world!

Willow? Where you at!? Willow came and went faster than Hurricane Irene with about the same amount of impact. She made a big splash, blew us away with her debut single “Whip My Hair”…then just disappeared and everything went back to normal. I know it was sorta just yesterday that this song was out…but it went away and stayed away and became a “throwback” before its time.

Michael Jackson 2.0? According to Papa Joe Jackson, theres a new Mike in town and his name is Blanket! Joe gave an interview to CBS News during Michael’s birthday tribute yesterday. Here is what he said about Blanket:
“People said there will never be another Michael Jackson, but we have one! It’s blanket! He’s just like Michael when he was young.”

Well, it’s nice to know some people know how to give credit where credit is due! Nicki Minaj gave a shout out to Taylor Swift on Twitter today thanking her for helping to blow up her song “Super Bass” by saying

OMG!!!! *Runs around in circles screaming*…BEYONCE IS PREGNANT!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE IT!!! She just announced on MTV’s VMA’s that she is with child!!! Now maybe MediaTakeout.com can announce Beyonce’s pregnancy and be CORRECT for once in their lying lives!!! CONGRATULATIONS BEY AND JIGGA!!!! I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS CHILD!!!!! Julez is gonna have a buddy!!!!!!!!

Who remembers this commercial? Those old ladies were HILARIOUS! “Im in Fabolous fly ride gettin my FREAK on!” They need to bring this commercial back! BOOST MOBILE! WHERE YOU AT!?

I have to admit…after seeing her meet and greet photos and watching her “Cheers” video, complete with behind the scenes footage, Rihanna looks like she’s a fun person to hang out with. Before I started seeing her personality show through, she looked kinda boring to me..but now I know otherwise! Check out her new video “Cheers” I’LL DRANK 2 DAT! EEOOOOW!

I saw an advanced screening last night of the new movie DONT BE AFRAID OF THE DARK starring Katie Holmes. That movie SUCKS! The only good thing about that movie was the acting of the little girl, Sally played by Bailee Madison! She’s pretty cute, funny, precocious and an all around good actor. Other than that, the movie was a HORROR for the wrong reasons!