I HAD NO IDEA we would be seeing little Ms. Blue Ivy Carter any time soon. Boy was I surprised when I logged into facebook and there she was! Meet Blue Ivy, Beyonce and Jay Z’s gorgeous bundle of joy! I knew she was gonna be cute but I had no idea she’d be this beautiful!

Let me start this post off by saying that I really like Willow Smith. I think Willow is adorable, very talented, and for the most part a positive role model for kids. A lot of people think that Will and Jada are doing a disservice to their kids. People are saying that Will and Jada need to let their kids be kids and stop exploiting them and pushing them into the limelight. I disagree. Children have a mind of their own! Not all kids want to jump double dutch, chase the ice cream truck, throw rocks and scrape their knees.

Twitter is abuzz and E! Online is reporting that Beyonce has finally given birth to her baby girl! Is her name Brooklyn or Ivy? hmmmm

I just sat here and watched almost every comedy routine on the American Family Insurance website and can I say it is highly entertaining! Bill Bellamy is a funny dude!

Beyonce is the only artist I know who does a video for EVERY song on her album. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying. This girl JUST premiered her video for Countdown the other day, now she’s giving us a teaser for her Love On Top video! Not to mention theres a video for Party floating around here somewhere.

Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson paid tribute to their dad Michael Jackson on a glove shaped stage in Wales as tens of thousands of fans cheered them on! “We’re very happy to be here on this special night to honor our father,” said Paris, rockin a Thriller jacket. AY PARIS! Where can I get me wunna dem?!

MTV.com and BeyonceOnline.com have finally debuted Beyonce’s Countdown video. Beyonce is CRAZY! LOL…There’s a LOT going on in this video! But I love it! Probably because I love the song so much…and Beyonce just looks GREAT! As usual. Dontchu just want to slap her sometimes? In a good way…if there is such thing as a good slap.

Dear Steve Jobs,

Thank you for making the best computers ever!!!! I remember in the 90s I was a PC person! Then I graduated college and a couple of AWESOME friends got together and bought me my first MAC! A blue Clamshell iBook! I was so happy! I still have that computer and it still works though its dated and runs OS9! One day I’m gonna get some geek to take the innards from the latest Macbook and put it inside the shell of my old clamshell! How cool would that be!? Have a throwback computer on the outside and some new state of the art flyness on the inside! I have plans for my baby! Yeah I call it my baby cuz thats what it is!

I can not WAIT to see Beyonce’s “Countdown” video. Its by far my favorite song on her “4″ album! I love almost all of the songs on the album but “Countdown” is my fave up tempo! Beyonce released a sneak peak of the video paying homage to Audrey Hepburn with her look. I love how she blinks her eyes to the drum pattern! Beyonce is silly as hayell. Is it my imagination or can you see Solange in her face in the scenes where she has the green eye shadow? You can definitely see the sisterly resemblance!

OH HAAAAAAAAAAAYYYELLLL 2 DA NO!!!!! These rats are getting out of HAND! Its bad enough that theyre EVERYWHERE, but now theyre gonna be biting people!?!!?!? A 20something year old woman was sitting on a bench on the subway platform at the Brooklyn Bridge station waiting for the J Train when a rat peeked out from under the seat and BIT HER FOOT!!!!!!! She had on open toe sandals and I guess her foot looked too tasty to pass up! The woman completely freaked out (duh)! She was crying and frantic and bleeding from her foot when she ran to an MTA clerk for help. The clerk stated “She was pretty frantic and upset…You could actually see the bite.”

Soooo….first there was Bottoms Up now theres Nightmares of the Bottom. Trey Songz sure likes to sing about bottoms! Whats the bottom line? Just askin.

The cops better leave my boy alone! Shoo! Actor Orlando Brown, best known as Raven’s best friend “Eddie” on Thats So Raven was arrested on Friday for an alleged DUI. Reports are claiming that officers “Pulled him over” for driving without a license plate. When he got out of the car, they smelled alcohol on his breath. His pregnant girlfriend was allegedly in the car so they arrested him for DUI!

Check out one of my fave lil homies, singer Jacob Latimore and his lablemate Alix Lapri covering Usher and Alicia Keys’ “My Boo.” I think they sound great! Honestly, nobody can do it like Usher and Alicia but I aint mad at Jake and Alix’s rendition! Theyre too cute!

BRING THE MEAT IN! Ok this is my new favorite parody video! Get in to this video! rotflmao! Shout out to David for bringing this to my attention and giving me new life! HAAAAAAA!

What part of the Bible is this?! Creflo Dollar (living up to his name) wants to install turnstyles in the church that put you on blast if you don’t tithe. Then, he wants to line all the non-tithers up, pass out uzis to the Ushers, and shoot the non-tithers dead then throw them in a ditch behind the church! HE SAID IT I DIDNT! Watch this shocking video! Its people like Creflo Dollar, Leroy Thompson and of course Eddie Long amongst others who give church a bad name!

Director Jean Claude La Marre has decided to file charges against Teyana Taylor for slappin him up after all! I guess Teyana, only being 20 years old is now a “non factor”? Initially LaMarre said that he wouldnt file charges against her because “she’s 20 years old and I’m 40 … kids lash out.” I guess Teyana got old as hell over the weekend because now Jeanne is filing charges against her stating

TEYANA! I’M ON YOUR SIDE BOO! The moment I saw that he put his hands on her I was like HE VIOLATED!!! Yesterday I told you guys about a fist fight that happened on the “Gang of Roses 2.” movie set between Teyana Taylor and director Jean-Claude La Marre. The Daily News caught up with Teyana to get her side of the story, and it sounds even worse than it did yesterday! Here is what she said:

Jada Pinkett Smith has broken the news to us via her Facebook page that her TNT Series “HawthoRNe” has been cancelled! I KNEW IT! After I saw this third season I knew HawthoRNe was on its way out! I would have been shocked if it lived to see another season because Season 3 took a major turn for the HORRIBLE! I was a faithful viewer of HawthoRNe! The first two seasons were AMAZING! I was so impressed with the writing as well as the acting on the show. It was great to see a show with an african american female lead that wasn’t a “black show.”