10 Random Things That Bug The Hell Outta Me
The following post is a rant about the random shyt that currently annoys me, in no particular order! Hit me up if you agree, disagree, or if you just want to ran about what really grinds YOUR gears!
10. The fact that Jennifer Lopez makes 12 million dollars to sit there and judge people who sing better than her, and shes asking for MORE money! She can't sing her way out of a wet paper bag....but sitting there telling people how they sound is such strenuous work that she needs 8 million more dollars to be happy! Meanwhile home attendants have to wipe old peoples' asses every day, teachers have to deal with bad ass kids they cant slap, and nurses have to deal with people with diseases and plagues all day and hope they dont catch it, and they probably wont even see what ONE million dollars looks like all at one time! Whats wrong with this picture?
And speaking of nurses, why the f*ck do yall wear your scrubs in the street? That should be against the rules for 2 reasons.
9. The fact that fat mofos are trying to dictate everyone else's food habits...like the fat ass counsil man who's trying to take the toys out of Happy Meals....just cuz his fat ass isn't happy, he wants to make everyone else sad! Like toys make you fat! Yeah that makes sense! Leave the french fries and the cheeseburgers that never goe bad because theyre made of more plastic than an action figure, ITS THE TOY thats the problem! DUMBASS!
And that other fat mofo trying to ban BBQing in New York, talkin bout the fumes are toxic! STFU. Youre just mad because when you smell barbecue it sends your appetite into a frenzy and you have no willpower to eat a salad while everyone else is eating ribs and burgers! So to keep you from smelling it, you want to stop everyone from cooking out! GTFOH! Dont try to take away everyone else's fun because YOU cant have fun with food! (and no this is not an attack on fat people...this is an attack on two fat mofos who are trying to impose their beliefs on others.)
8. The fact that people are giving Nicki Minaj all this praise saying she's such an amazing rapper. Nicki Minaj is AIGHT! I'm not saying she's wack...but she's not all that amazing either! BTW Nicki, you are definitely a biter! Being a blatant thief and paying homage to someone are two different things! The only reason she's getting so much attention is because she had good timing. She came out when no other female rapper was out because the other ones were too busy serving jail sentences and chasing after rich white men.
And truth be told, a lot of the nicest female rappers tend to be boyish and they probably dont want to conform to record label demands by putting on booty shorts and butt pads and rocking stillettos... so they have to stay in the underground. *smh*
In general, I wish people would stop judging people on their sexual preferences and let true talent shine! You know how many amazing gay singers there are? The world needs more Luther Vandrosses!
7. The fact that Lil Kim keeps coming out with these corny ass battle raps to go against Nicki Minaj instead of coming out with some certified bangers that dont have anything to do with Nicki Minaj. Just come out with some hot shyt and kill her with record sales....Its possible! Give yourself more credit Kim! Coming out with mix tapes isn't workin is it? I personally think Kim is a better rapper than Nicki....but she's going about things the wrong way. Can someone please form a team for Kim and let her shine again?! I guess the industry is scared to go up against Young Money.
6. The fact that Lady GaGa is running around being insanely blasphemous and downright disrespectful to GOD but as soon as someone says something to her about it she says "I WENT TO CATHOLIC CHURCH!" So!?!??! What does that have to do with anything?! The Devil was once an Angel...whats your point?
5. The fact that REAL singers arent getting the credit that they deserve and the music industry is based on politics, BS, and possibly devil worship? LOL I dont know if the last part is true but I've been hearing some weird things..and if it IS true, that would explain a LOT!
4. The fact that Pringles cans have gotten shorter but the price hasn't. And dont think I didnt notice that the Sour Cream & Onion flavor has changed! Once I popped, I could stop! WHO ASKED YOU TO CHANGE THE RECIPE?! Its not the same and its not as good! STOP BEING CHEAP! And what ever happened to Maple Flavored Crunch & Munch? I dont even eat Crunch & Much any more cuz they fuctup everything getting rid of the maple!
3. The fact that The Wendy Williams Show doesnt play the full theme song at the beginning of the show! The best thing about that show is the theme song! I know they play it at the end, but what does that have to do with the beginning? And speaking of Wendy Williams, I know she had to change so that she would have crossover appeal, but am I the only one who misses the old raggedy shyt talking mess that Wendy Williams used to be? How YOU doooin?!
2. The fact that the MTA keeps raising the fair but theyre not raising the bar as far as service, and cleanliness....and people just go along with whatever the Government puts on us! Nobody has any fight or protest in em! The Government just does whatever the f*ck they want and everyone grumbles, shrugs, and keeps it moving!
We have to pay the debts of these dumb muthafukkaz, but when we are in debt, not only do they NOT help us pay our debts, but they put restrictions on us because of it! You cant have certain jobs or or even a place to live because of your credit...meanwhile the government is in worse debt than all of us put together! HOWS YOUR CREDIT UNCLE SAM?! And how come we always call the government "UNCLE Sam"? Sam is no uncle of mine! Uncles are supposed to give their nieces and nephews money, not take it away!
1. The fact that a regular sized bag of popcorn in New York movie theaters costs 12 dollars! WHERE THEY DO DAT AT!? How the hell does popcorn cost as much as the damn movie? (and why the hell do movies cost that much? most movies these days suck!) Popcorn costs like 2 cents to make...and their defense is "we dont charge for the popcorn, we charge for the bag".....ohhhh ok...cuz every paper bag I've ever seen is definitely worth 12 damn dollars. Thats why I bring my own food! F*ck your popcorn, I bring chicken! POP THAT!
*vented*
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