Crazy Azz Ricky Romance Apologizes To Chris Brown – Sorta
Ricky Romance issued some kind of bootleg apology to TMZ for threatening to put his pistol in Chris Brown's mouth. Nobody really knows wtf he's talking about, including TMZ so we all think its best that you just read his "apology" and try to decipher it for yourself. If you understand it, please feel free to translate it to the rest of us, because words like fallaciloquences, nanocephalous, macrotus and humgruffin are new to me!
"I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to the elderly and youth of our nation for my sudden acrasial message of violence towards other individuals of unimportance."
I must eclaircise any misunderstandings that I am a Man of irrational aggression and behavior.
In no way am I attempting to justify my actions towards persons of high immaturity levels and hypocritical methods of “becoming a better person,” I was wrong.
My unexpected reaction to fallaciloquences embellished with deceitful humgruffin cover-ups and unnecessary remarks towards my younger brother enraged me.
I couldn’t seem to fathom how a immature nanocephalous adult raglan tailored ex-batman and a jean maillot wearing macrotus, labrose, kazachoc like dancing, woman beater callent could make such comments and pass judgment to an abuse victim.
At the moment I was infuriated. Please let my actions be as a lesson as what not to do. You must vastate yourself to aggression and search for other solutions before reacting.
Threatening closet coward human beings only leads their tearful plea for restraining orders, desperate cries for help from “affiliating gang bangers”, and countless whiney excuses -I.E. “she hit me first!!” to the media and courts, which could possibly result unwanted circumstances.
As for the once semi high powered homosexual perverts, molesters and child rapists of the Industry, I vaticinate justice will be brought to you on Judgment Day.
I leave this to God though. Please except my apology, obviously knowing the message can always be heard if ears are around . Thank you. “
- Ricky Romance
Alllllrighty then...that was by far thee worst apology I have ever seen. Not only was most of it incoherent and crazy. The parts that I did understand clearly contained more jabs at Chris Brown! So Ms. Romance just wasted more of our time with his tomfoolery.
Thats worse than the apology I gave my sister when we were kids and my mother said "APOLOGIZE TO YOUR SISTER"...and I said "I owe you an apology". Boy was I a clever kid. Too bad my mother didnt fall for it. *shrug*..I think Ricky Romance might have been better off using my clever childhood tactics.
Things n*ggaz do: Give fake azz apologies full of made up words, bad grammar and underhanded insults
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