::RANDOM TANDEM::

 

Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez In A Hotel

 

 

Hey Justin, looks like Selena Gomez is making 'U Smile' these days huh? Ever since she started hanging out with you, she's stopped wearing her purity ring. I guess there's something about those bangs. Theyre MAGIC! They make purity rings (and panties?) disappear.

 

According to Life & Style Magazine, Justin Bieber checked in to swanky hotel STK under the alias "Chandler Bing". The so called 16 year old (I'm still not buyin it) had gotten locked out of his suite, and guess who was with him, Selena Gomez! I guess DisneyJizzney Stars are a lot like the preacher's children....if u know what i mean.

 

At around 1am, Justin ordered room service and when the food arrived (penne pasta with alfredo sauce, ginger ale and pepsi, for you stans who want to know what he ate), the teeneibopper heartthrob still wasn't alone!

 

 

"Justin's had a crush on her forever, but they've always just been friends,....I guess something changed for her." said a snitch when speaking to Life & Style mag. Justin and Selena have been photographed all week around Miami taking long strolls (and then running when paparazzi spots them), and allegedly embracing on his tour bus.

 

I hope for Selena's sake 14 year old Justin Bieber really is 16 because I'd hate to see her end up on the registered sex offender list. But honestly, as crazy as Justin Bieber fans are, she might not make it to jail. If Kim Kardashian got death threats for pretending to like Justin Bieber, Im scared to see what Selena Gomez gets. Here's a tip...if you're not expecting any packages, dont open em.

 

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