Dexter and Deb are DONE!


I can finally stop dry heaving! Bro and Sis Dexter and Deb are getting a divorce! I know they only play brother and sister on TV, but am I the only one who finds it kinda gross and creepy that Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are married? Every time I watch Dexter and see the amazing brother and sister chemistry between Dexter and Deb, it gives me a nauseous feeling knowing that they're 'gettin it in' in real life!


Michael and Jennifer met on the set of Showtime's "Dexter" and began dating shortly after meeting. During their marriage, she supported him during his battle with Hodgkin’s lymphoma. Now after only 2 years of being married, theyre calling it quits! The following statement was jointly issued by both parties:


“Having been separated for some time, Jennifer Carpenter and Michael C. Hall have filed for divorce.”


Wow they were only married for 2 years, and "separated for some time"...sooo....what did they do? say HI! LETS GET MARRIED! And then break up the next day? Thats why people shouldnt get married before they get to know each other, it doesnt always work out! Its also not a good idea to marry your sister! Even if she just plays it on tv! THATS NASTY!


Sources who spoke to Access Hollywood claim that Michael and Jennifer have been fighting on the set of Dexter for months and she's been telling the crew about their problems. Damn I gotta get a job on that set! If Jennifer Carpenter is half the potty mouth her character Deb is I would LOVE to hear some of those fights! They have got to be the most hilarious cuss fests ever! Somebody get a recording of that ASAP!


Anyhoo cast and crew is worried about next season since it seems like Michael and Jennifer hate each other!


Uh Oh! Those famous words spoken by Beyonce are ringing in my head once again! SOMEBODY GETTIN FIRED! And I dont think theyre gonna change the name of the show to "DEB"! So Jennifer, you might wanna take a break from cussin out Dexter and call your agent!





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  • Cate

    Oh that's really sad:(. And there are people there who give a fuck and if you got a problem go die in a hole and kiss yourself. Jk.. But ya we are the people who give a fuck so ya

  • Thom

    why are you so judgemental? Like you never did any mistake in your life lol

    • http://www.randomtandem.com RandomTandem

      i take it you bang your sister? or you married someone yesterday and divorced em today? oooh did you marry your sister and divorce her the next day?

      • Drake

        Who the f*ck cares?! It's not your life and people get married all the time and it doesn't work out. And again... they are actors. You might have some deep seeded issues you need to work out if you're that uncomfortable with actors dating...

        • http://www.randomtandem.com RandomTandem

          Calm down...its not that serious! I think you have deep seeded issues of your own because you sound quite passionate about this blog post. Thanks for writing! smh