Some of these celebrities (and I use that term loosely with many of these) have really been getting on my nerves this year! Just ruining their careers, using social networking for evil, fighting and acting like a bunch of high school kids, hoein’ around, smokin on drugs, and just acting a damn fool! And some of them are just not reaching their full potential. Here is my list of 25 Should-Be Celebrity New Year’s Resolutions (in no particular order)

Let the record show, that I loved Jussie Smollett before you did! Im just putting it out there before he blows up really huge and yall try to act all new. Im letting you know NOW that Jussie Smollett is about to blow up! So be the first in your area to claim him, so you can feel special when people jump on your banwagon!

25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010…AwesomelyLuvvie –
Jada protects Willow from Will? (not what you think)…TMZ –
Paris Hilton is Pregnant?!…The Superficial –
WTF!?!?! Rapists force teen girls to sign a consent form before gang raping her!…Bossip –
Chris Brown is sorry….again…E! Online –
Ellen Degeneres kicks it with her wife, Portia DeRossi in St. Bart’s…ICYDK –
New Prehistoric Crocodile Found in “Kitchen Counters”…National Geographic –
Man arrested for masturbating on a plane blames Tobasco Sauce…*shrug*…The Smoking Gun –
Virginia text book writers can’t spell…Jezebel –
Ke$ha and Nicki Minaj gear up for NYE…Celebrity-Gossip –

UH OH! The Vigilant Citizen is gonna have a field day with this one! Then again, this video is so blatant, he might not even bother. I dont know what to think any more. Are Kanye West and Jay Z playing up these Illuminati/devil worship rumors just to mess with us, or are they really into that stuff?

Hey Justin, looks like Selena Gomez is making ‘U Smile’ these days huh? Ever since she started hanging out with you, she’s stopped wearing her purity ring. I guess there’s something about those bangs. Theyre MAGIC! They make purity rings (and panties?) disappear.

Dont you wish you could dance like this guy? YES! I said GUY! I really need to find him so he can give me private lessons! I wanna clear the crowd outta my way at the next block party and pop my booty in poom poom shorts. DONT JUDGE ME!

Ricky Romance (WHO?!!?) is back on Youtube with more idle threats…This time he’s threatening Chris Brown because of yesterday’s Twitter beef with Raz B (WHO!?!?!?) So now he wants to blow Chris’ brains out, and not in the way you’d expect.

Teyana Taylor is NOT the Naked girl on MediaFakeout! DUH! (but she knows who it is)…Crunk&Disorderly -
Nicki Minaj dishes on what kind of dudes (yeah right lol) she likes…Bossip –
David Beckham and Victoria Beckham will not be moving to New York City. Good! There are already too many people in NYC. Celebrity-Gossip –
Lady GaGa’s Penis?…The Superficial –
Draco Malfoy hits up Hogwarts…Perez Hilton –
Bees are spreading cooties!…National Geographic –
Who’s saying Michael Jackson killed himself E! Online –

Ok, this sure looks like T.I. to me, but this could be photoshop for all we know! In these new technological times, anything is possible. If this IS T.I., Imma need to know why he’s posing like that! I just cant imagine that this is his sexiest pose!

I really cant deal with these Twitter beefs. Twitter is going to ruin a lot of people’s careers because some people dont know how to contain themselves and let certain things slide.
Chris Brown JUST started making a come back…the dust just started to clear from the whole Rihanna beatdown fiasco, when Raz B’s (WHO?!!?!?) busybody azz decides he wants to start some sh*t with the following tweets

The best and worst places to meet a man…MadamNoire -
Lesbians make more money than you hahaaaa…Jezebel -
Spiderman busting his azz = Sold out shows…PerezHilton -
NY’s Dumbest: Sanitation workers destroy a Ford Explorer…GoodLawd -
Mayor Bloomberg is a douche! Thats no surprise…Gawker -
Selena Gomez has a crush oh Shia Labeouf ICYDK -
Brandy got a new tattoo…ShavarRoss -
DJ Earworm’s “United State of Pop 2010″ Mashup! JustJared

Ok, this post is strictly directed to the true Janet Jackson fans! Am I the only one who finds it CRAZY that Nicki Pantenburg (I refuse to call her “Nicole”) is married to Babyface? When I first saw a pic of them together before they were married I was like WTF?! THATS ONE OF “THE KIDS”!!!! lol!

Being a mommy has Alicia Keys feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Check out her new joint “Speechless” featuring Eve and produced by her hubby Swizz Beatz. This song is cute and all, but I won’t be adding it to my iPod. The song is obviously a personal one. So Im gonna let Alicia have this one. Btw Alicia, when do we get to see the baby? *taps foot*

Wooooow! That would be classic! Why didn’t I think of that? It makes so much sense! In a recent interview with Yahoo Music, Willow Smith alluded to the fact that she may be doing a remake to her father’s Grammy Award winning hit “Parents Just Dont Understand”

Just when you thought G-Dep couldnt feel any dumber, the family of the man he shot came forth and made sure to reiterate his stupidity. As I reported before, G-Dep, whos real name is Trevell Coleman decided he was gonna clear his conscience, and confess to shooting a man 17 years ago. Little did he know, the man died and now he is going to jail for murder!

Are you tired of not knowing what to do with your unruly hair? Perhaps you need a wooly-back! I know a few celebrities who could use a couple of these for their kids *cough* Heidi Klum…*cough coug* Mel B.

Heidi Klum’s kids are cute. She should comb their hair sometimes though. These are black kids Heidi. Black hair isnt really “get up and go” hair. Mmmkay?…Bossip – Old b*tches bully too! Some things NEVER change! Gawker – 10 Weirdest Dog Toys…Oddee – Alanis Morissette had a Christmas baby…ICYDK – Boycott American Women!!! (wtf)… Jezebel – B Scott Covers Swerv Magazine. HE’S SO PRETTY!…LoveBScott

People are crazy! Dallas, Texas Pastor Sandy McGriff was arrested when neighbors saw her climbing through one of her congregation members’ window and coming out with items on Christmas Eve (Dayum the Grinch is black? Cuz I thought he was green!).