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Archive for November, 2010

Mr. Magoo Has Died

Leslie Nielsen died today in a Florida Hospital. Doug Nielsen, Leslie’s nephew told CJOB, a Canadian talk radio station that the actor passed away after being hospitalized for nearly two weeks because of complications with pneumonia. “Just in this last 48 hours, the infection has gotten too much and today at 5.30, with his friends and his wife by his side, he just fell asleep and passed away,” Doug told the radio station.

Raz B Is At It Again

Raz B is turning into the male Kat Stacks….running around talking about whos peen he sucked (See new video)! Nobody wants to hear all that! Its one thing to say that Chris Stokes and Marques Houston raped you, but when you start saying Chris Stokes put you in the room with other members of B2K and made yall do gay stuff to each other, thats info that didnt need to be public knowledge!

Lil Kim LIVES on Black Friday

High 5 to Kim for all those punchlines! And she didnt have to do it in an annoying voice! Kim had her Thanksgiving feast a day late, but it was right on time! Though Nicki Minaj was the main course, Young Money members Drake and Lil Wayne were her side dishes, and Diddy might have been a taste of dessert!

Omarion The Punjabi?

Look at Omari gettin his lil 2 step on in this video. I know Raz B gotta be gettin a little chuckle off of this one. Should we expect to see this on Namaste America any time soon? I gotta admit I watch that sometimes. Those Indian people be gettin DOWN!

Teen Beats Classmate to Death and Burns His Body

I guess the anti-bullying campaign isnt working too well so far. A teen beat his “friend” to death and then burned his body, because he claims the kid made sexual advances toward him. Yeah cuz the best way to avoid gay sexual advances is to kill someone and end up in jail. You DEFINITELY wont get gay sexual advances in prison! DUMBAZZ!

Christina Aguilera gets Walked all over!

Christina Aguilera was honored today with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. We still care about her? Oh…okay. Whatever. What does she sing? I know what she sang before, but what does she sing NOW? In any case it is definitely an honor, especially for someone as young as Christina. She’s only 29.

What Ever Happened To “The Boys”?

I bet you ask yourself what ever happened to that group THE BOYS time to time! We all miss going “Crazy” over them, and wishing they would “Dial” our hearts. I know I did, so I decided to google them! Guess what! THEYRE STILL AROUND! They have been doing a lot since they severed ties from Motown Records.

DMX – “F*ck Jay Z”

DMX is cool and all (i guess)…but looks to me like he’s hatin juuuust a little bit! Cuz I bet Jay Z wasnt “s*ckin d*ck” when DMX was trying to get a record deal from him. From what I hear of the music industry, the d*ck sucker is usually the one LOOKING for the deal. (Did I say that out loud?)

Jay Electronica signs with Jay Z: P. Diddy is Sad

After Jay Electronica signed his deal with Jigga Man, poor wittle P. Diddy went on twitter and started whining about how he feels betrayed by a friend. BOO HOO! (or rather BOO HISS! as my friend would say) Here is what Puff Daddy had to say…

Girl Sets Her Mouth On Fire

I hate dumb bytchez! Next week she’ll be on Oprah crying and begging for donations because she needs a face transplant!

Lil Wayne Punched Drake In The Face LOL

A member of the Young Money camp explained that Mack Maine and Baby were throwing Wayne a Coming Out party (how HE doin lmao). Im sure they mean coming out of jail….but…they couldnt call it something else?!

Antoine Dodson is so famous

I love how the Paparazzi chases after this dude! Check him out with his entourage! Who he think he iiiiis? lol Toooo funny! Why is the one Paparazzo singing like that!? Please watch this video! Antoine Dodson has ARRIVED YAL

Justin Bieber is Dead…Again!

All of the tweens of the world must be on a rampage by now, looking for the creators of South Park for killing their little bowl headed idol.

Marques Houston Restrains Raz B

With all of these allegations, shouldnt that restraining order be the other way around?

Chick Gets Her Azz Kicked By A Kangeroo

 

Willow Smith Whips Ellen!

Seriously, for it to be her first time on stage in front of an audience, she was AMAZING! She did better than a lot of adult artists who have been performing for years! Some of these older singers need to watch Willow and take notes! Willow is the real deal! I cant wait to see how she grows. I see superstar potential. How about you?

Hammer Tries To Nail Jay Z

Oh, Hammer….you really lived up to your name with this sad attempt at a diss track, because you really look like a tool right now.