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Archive for October, 2010

“Hereafter” SUCKS!

The movie was HORRIBLE! You would be more entertained just putting your $12.50 in a shredder and watching it shred!

Beyonce is STILL pregnant!

Beyonce has been pregnant for about 3 years! Why isnt this on the news!? Why arent scientists baffled!? Will this child know how to walk and talk when it comes out!? And if that is not strange enough, she hasnt began showing yet! WHERE IS THE BABY BUMP?!

Willow Smith Whips Her Hair!

Willow Smith whips her hair and she whips it GOOD!

Alicia Keys is somebody’s MAMA!

Alicia Keys gives birth to a baby boy! Lets hope it has HER nose!

Ruba’s world attempts to set world record!

Celebrity blogger/youtuber Ruba’s World is attempting to set the world record of most interviews done in 24 hours!!! He will be interviewing celebrities including, singers, actors, bands and reality show stars! TUNE IN! You may see some of your favorites! I wonder if he’s also recording these to post on youtube at a later date. [...]

IRS Auctioning Young Buck’s Stuff! G-UNIT!!!

The IRS is Auctioning off G-Unit member Young Buck’s belongings! Get in on this auction and you could live like you’re a part of G-Unit!

Eddie Long the REMIX! Dirty McCurdy.

Dirty McCurdy! Another nasty pastor arrested for forcing teen boys from his congregation into sexual relationships! Their parents need to be slapped! What is this world coming to?

Obama streaker stripped of his prize

Obama streaker wants his money! PAY UP ALKI!

Sonic The Hedge Family

Look at THIS bunch! lol My new favorite people! Sonic The HedgeFamily. Initially I noticed the two dudes. They looked hilarious enough, then I got a look at the baby. And if thats not enough, the chick has a Sonic the HedgeCoat! where dey do dat at?                 [...]

Michael Jackson’s secret son?

I really dont care what anyone says, I think B. Howard is Michael Jackson’s secret love child with Mikki Howard lol(but not really laughing)

Molly Wei is on the run!

Molly Wei feels that she is being attacked. Should she and Dharun Ravi be punished for the rest of their lives?

Quick Blurb: New York Shitty

*Sue Simmons’ voice* WTF is HE doing? He must think he’s in his house or something! If he is, thats a dirty ass house!   When I first took this picture, I initially took it to focus on the dude…but then I got a good look at the picture and realized NEW YORK CITY IS [...]

Dear Gay people/America, God does NOT hate you!

Look at what these HIDEOUS people are doing! A 20 year old soldier, Lance Cpl. Matthew Snyder, lost his life in Iraq, and these hate mongers are standing outside of his funeral protesting and preaching hate! This so called “church” led by Fred Phelps believes that soldiers are dying because God hates gay people! How [...]

Teen with sagging pants gets shot in the ass!

Its taking everything I have not to fall out laughing at this. Being shot is a serious thing! Its nothing to laugh at….right?   ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wait….wait………*massages jaws* kay….im ready.   *serious face*   Memphis TN- Cops say 45 year old Kenneth E. Bonds got mad when he saw a group of teens walking around with [...]

Douche of the Decade! Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei

I normally just have “Douche of the Day”…but I had to make a new category for these two douche bags! Dharun Ravi and Molly Wei! Two pieces of homophobic shit who thought it would be funny to record Dharun’s college roommate, 18 year old Tyler Clementi having a sexual encounter with his boyfriend.   Ravi [...]