ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! Maaaan Twitter kills more celebrities than drugs do! Every day another celebrity gets a VIP pass thru the pearly gates.

REALLY!? STOP with the death rumors! Theyre idiotic and mean spirited! People have friends, family, and most importantly FANS! You tweens can stop bawling your eyes out cutting yourselves now, Justin Bieber is NOT DEAD!

That little boy is about as dead as he is 16! (wait...what if he's really 16? OOPS! YEAH RIGHT! Who am I kidding? My cousin is 13 and his voice way is deeper than Justin Bieber's. I really need for these publicists to lie more realistic ages! Its obvious he's about 10 so they should have said he was 12...even 13 would be a bit of a stretch.)

Anyway I thought I'd make this public service announcement before some Emo teen made herself one less lonely girl.

UPDATE:

I think FOX NEWS needs to check their servers! Some dumbass must have hacked them! They're actually reporting that Justin Bieber died of a cocaine overdose and that his "friend" JADEN SMITH is not surprised because he's been "acting anti social". Can we say PUBLICITY STUNT? I guess Will Smith's son was getting way too much attention from the 10 year olds because his Karate Kid movie released today. So Justin's people had to do something to direct the attention back on him! Thats so PATHETIC!

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