See the empty seat next to that dude? When he got on the train that seat wasnt empty. Another man was sitting there minding his own business, when this fat phuck squeezed into that tiny ass space he calls a seat!
Now I know what youre thinking! Hey, the man was tired! There werent any other seats on the train so he squeezed in there. WRONG! The train was EMPTY!!! Theres an identical two seater right across from this two seater that had NO SEATERS sitting in it! He could have sat there! There was also a 3 long empty benches where he could have sat! See photographic evidence below!
There were about 5 people in this train car. I guess he just wanted to cuddle.
The first guy sitting there immediately got up and exclaimed "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME". Had he not gotten up so fast, I would have snapped a picture of them all nestled in there all cozy and sweet. But being the ass that I am...I DID point and laugh. WHAT?!!!? IT WAS FUNNY! Then oddly they got into a friendly banter about how the guy gets why he squeezed in next to him because he has good energy. To where the fat ass responded, that he chose to sit next to him so he should feel special!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND! I hate to bring nationality and color back into the mix....but by now, you know thats how I do!
Could you imagine if this fat azz mofo had squeezed in next to a non white person? Things would have gone so differently! And I said non-white and not black because I think EVERY OTHER nationality would have went OFF!
It would have gone more like this "NO YOU DIDNT just squeeze your fat ass in that little space with allllllll the other available seats on this train! YOU MUST BE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND!......" and thats just the beginning.
Someone was smiling on dude that day because it really shocked me that he walked off that train with his dignity. If he had sat next to me, I cant say he would have gotten the same outcome. Do I need anger management? (I think not!)
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