IS THIS SOME KINDA JOKE!? IM SCARED      

WHO WANTS A FRIED HERPES SANDWICH!!! GRAB THE HOT SAUCE! LOL No seriously…200 dead fish were found in the water in Echo Park Lake. Marine Biologists believe what might be killing them is HERPES! Someone on twitter said “Somebodys f*ckin the fish? they took “theres plenty of fish in the sea” too literally”. I cant [...]

Let me ask you something. If a judge asked you would you be responsible for the behavior someone who acts like this, if they release them..would you say yes?                       I DIDNT THINK SO!   People need to learn to take responsibility for their actions! [...]

The next time you decide to text, make, or receive a phone call while driving, think about THIS VIDEO! Dont be a moron! No phone call is worth your life or the lives of others!   I really hate when Im in the car with someone who insists on talking on their cell phone, dialing [...]

Dear Lakers Fans,   YOU’RE A BUNCH OF MORONS! So you go to a game! You fill up on hotdogs, popcorn and beer or whatever the hell they sell at basketball games! Your favorite team wins, and to celebrate you go outside and f*ck sh*t up! Yeah that makes sense. I really never understood the [...]

I TOLD YOU Yung Mazi (whoever that is) was a little bitch! I bet you didnt believe me but you believe me now! Kat Stacks is blowing up her twitter as I type this, begging someone to come get her because according to her Yung Mazi beat her up, snatched her cell phone and threw [...]

Check THIS kid out! His name is Jacob Latimore. He’s 13 years old and he is definitely the next big thing! Justin Bieber has NOTHING on him! Just look at the way he dances! He’s amazing and he can sing his little behind off!   I cant wait to see this kid take the teen [...]

Sooo….lucky for 16 year old Abby Sunderland, Captain Hook didnt get her this time! She was found alive floating Elian Gonzalez style I presume! No..seriously, A French fishing vessel reached the remote area in the Indian Ocean on Saturday morning to retrieve her. Abby was found bumped and bruised and her boat was banged up [...]

“Oh nooo! Im late to THE NUMBER SPOT! I didnt even get a chance to clean my ears! Eff it! I’ll just do it on the bus!”   Look at this ASS digging in her ears with Q-Tips on public transportation WHO DOES THAT!? They werent even REAL Q-Tips. They were those cheap plastic ones [...]

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST! Maaaan Twitter kills more celebrities than drugs do! Every day another celebrity gets a VIP pass thru the pearly gates.   REALLY!? STOP with the death rumors! Theyre idiotic and mean spirited! People have friends, family, and most importantly FANS! You tweens can stop bawling your eyes out cutting yourselves [...]

Soooo, Bart you like to go around beating up chicks, but when a DUDE confronts you, you just stand there looking stupid. Then like a lil bitch you hop in your car and speed off with your tail between your legs? Thats interesting! I guess there are only two factors that will make you fight [...]

Check out CeddyBu and his titties! Where is his BRA!? His name shoulda been CEDDY BOOBS!   He’s a rapper too! Listen to the “Rap Sumo” flow below! (o snap! that rhymes! Im a rapper too! *takes titties out* lol just kidding)            

Move over Barney the dinosaur make room for the Camel! Theres no host like one who brings smokes!   Chinese toddler Ya Wen gives smoking baby and beer baby a run for their money! Shes a smoker AND a beer guzzler! What you know about that?!   3 year old Ya Wen turned to smokes [...]

WHAT KINDA DUMBASS TRIES TO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD ALONE? Let me rephrase that, what kinda DUMBASS PARENTS let their 16 year old child sail around the world ALONE?! Somebody call the cops! Call ACS, BCW, CPS, TLC, SWV, Boyz II Men, ABC and BBD because I think they’re endangering the welfare of a child! [...]

THANK GOD FOR SHANICE! Theres no blasphemy in this video so Katy Perry can sleep tonight and all is right with the world! Check out Shanice’s amazing rendition of “Alejandro”. You should subscribe to her YouTube Channel! You definitely wont be disappointed!                  

  After the premier of Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video, Katy Perry ran to twitter with her fangaz on FIYAH and stated the following:     “Using blasphemy as entertainment is as cheap as a comedian telling a fart joke.”   I CONCUR MS. PERRY!    

  AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SO I DONT EVEN HAVE TO SPECIFY THE PROOF FACTOR! GO HEAD NIPPY!