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Subway Yoga: Things White People Do

 

 

You never get on the train and see black people doing shit like this. (Probably because we cant. lol just kidding). But seriously...do white people think this is cool? Like "DUDE! IM FUCKING AWESOME! I can be a pretzel on the train!" I guess every race has something they have to do on the train to feel cool! Black people turn their music up to decibels so high that I really dont think they can hear any more. But I dont think the point IS for them to hear it. They want everybody ELSE to hear it. Maybe they think shyts gonna turn into a music video and everyones gonna get up and start dancing!

 

Chinese people think its cool to get on the train with red shopping bags that wreak of celery! Notice I said chinese and not asian. I figure if Imma get someone mad at me it may as well just be ONE race of Asians lmao..but no seriously, I really think theyre chinese people, cuz they be speaking chinese MAD LOUD on the train like a buncha Puerto Ricans.

 

Speaking of Puerto Ricans, they think its cool to talk at the top of their lungs in Spanish on the train. They sit right next to each other, but they scream like theyre fucking deaf. Wait..scratch that! Cuz I see deaf people on the train speaking sign language and they dont scream...so I guess they just scream like theyre Puerto Rican.

 

 

OMG U might think Im racist...but Im not. I think racism is when you hate ONE RACE or single out particular races! I hate EVERYBODY! lmao KID I KID! I dont hate anyone. Im just a people watcher, and I observe things...and the above are some of the stereotypes that Ive noticed on the New York City subways.

 

And if youre mad about this post GET OVER IT! People need to get over themselves mmmkay? Stereotypes come from some kind of truth! There are exceptions to all stereotypes! Maybe youre black and you do yoga on the train! Maybe youre white and you carry red bags and smell like celery! Maybe youre chinese and you blast your music til youre deaf! And maybe youre Puerto Rican and you....nah...your ass is still LOUD AS HELL! Shut the fuck up on the train! DAYUM! We cant hear the black people's music!

 

 

 

 

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